In this episode, the venerable Doctor Captain rips apart 'beloved' Disney 'classic' Snow White.

Answering all the important questions: Was she really an innocent young waif? What did the dwarfs do with all their jewels? How many STDs did the prince end up with? Was the 'evil' queen really that bad?

I'll give you a hint: no, nothing, lots, no.

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